10. Actually, there were three reasons I messed up last night: 1) was the nerves and 2) was the headache and 3) um?uh?oops.
9. I don?t know what you?re talking about ? I think things went well.
8. I was up late last night watching ?Dancing With the Stars.?
7. I thought the debate was tonight.
6. You try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you. That is one handsome dude!
5. Uh, El Nino?
4. I had a five-hour energy drink six hours before the debate.
3. I really hoped it would get me on my favorite talk show, but instead, I ended up here.
2. I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.
1. I just learned Justin Bieber is my father.
Perry was played on and off stage to Meat Loaf’s “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad.”