This is why we can’t have nice things. Women saw Poet’s table in half. Internet erupts!

From facebook, if you haven’t read or heard about the Poet’s Table incident, then you weren’t in front of your computer this weekend:

Not sure I’d want to be these girls, who have been caught.  The Sheriff’s office is not releasing their names at this time.  All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

(Just ignore those sawing noises.)