CNN is reporting that former Governor Kristi Noem was a victim to a thief in a DC restaurant this weekend, as her purse was stolen:
The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant.
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
I would not want to be that guy when they catch up to him. And a good reminder to be on your guard in that town, as Washington DC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Quite the security detail.
Cue the cheering by Eschenbambam and his minions.
Two things:
1) I hope they catch him.
2) Who in the blue hell carries $3k cash with them?
Kristie was definitely photo shopped into the “family Easter photo” she posted on X. I don’t believe she was celebrating with her family. Maybe her MAGA family. And maybe just a PR stunt. The $3K sounds like a typical story from her.
LOL there just wasn’t enough room on the sofa, okay???
$3k isn’t much when she has $50k on her wrist.
That being said, theft is bad and the crook needs to be caught and punished.
More bungling incompetence from MAGA.
Must be some DUI hires in her security detail.
Whom will she said was responsible for taking care of the purse. She certainly will blame someone else.
Likely an illegal immigrant who will swiftly be deported to El Salvador.
Or homegrown American citizen that will be deported to the private prison in El Salvador.
Name one…just one.
Please take her back. Please.
Hope she still didn’t have South Dakota’s credit card in that purse. Oh, wait – she ran that bugger up more than the thief could have… never mind.