Rep. Jordan proposes near-complete legal immunity for untrained volunteer security guards for Jesus

This is a new one. State Representative Dylan “No seatbelts” Jordan has introduced another measure to enhance the safety of South Dakotans.

By proposing to give security personnel – trained or not – near absolute legal immunity if they are guarding a church related activity.

So if someone wants to walk in off of the street with their shotgun and be a security guard for the Lutheran Lutefisk dinner or Knights of Columbus fish fry, whether competent and experienced with the use of a firearm or not, Rep. Jordan wants to hand them complete legal immunity. Ignoring murphy’s law.

I don’t know why my shotgun discharged?!?..  I didn’t mean to break that child arm.. he was going to tip over that casserole dish.. That 89year old woman was unruly!…   I can just imagine the infinite scenarios of mayhem.

As someone who works in insurance claims, I’m sure that proposal for complete immunity will go well.

Not so good for the people on the receiving end, but meh. The guards were doing the lord’s work, doncha know.

14 thoughts on “Rep. Jordan proposes near-complete legal immunity for untrained volunteer security guards for Jesus”

  1. Senior Legislators need to quit thanking him for bringing these bills and calling him brave before they send these to the 41st day. They are only enabling his bad behavior.

  2. Joel Koskans will need a job when he gets out of
    Prison.
    PSDK will make sure that his thoughts are pure.

    No worries.

    No worries at all.

    1. *Idiots. Idiots deserve to have their stupidity rubbed in their noses, regardless of which faith they may belong to. Imagine being such a dumb snowflake that being called out on being dumb triggers you and makes you think you’re being persecuted for religious beliefs.

  3. It’s clear that the lack of proper training at Bubba’s church puts us all at risk. This is not just a personal issue; it’s one that impacts our community as a whole. We all share the burden of increased insurance costs and heightened vulnerabilities. It’s high time we encourage Bubba to get the education he needs

    1. The only other option for D4 was the lady from California who was so bad she couldn’t tell anyone what she believed (another Schoenbeck recruit). At least no-seatbeltss-Jordan had a platform.

  4. So this would also apply to an Islamic Community Center, which is also a house of worship. Is this dude sure that he wants to take it this far? You know, Sharia Law and all of those phobias!

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