District 14 might be like a scary movie with a rumored return of the R. Shawn Creature of the Capitol Swamp!

@SoDakCampaigns

Gather your children up, as it sounds like we might have a scary election tale for the residents of District 14.

Because in the darkest places of Sioux Falls; where the foam never dissipates around the falls, and creatures lurk in the muck, there are whispers that a scary monster might be returning to plague the residents of the community.   There are rumors that we may be facing… the Return of the Swamp-Dwelling Creature known as R. Shawn Tornow!

More seriously, word is that former attorney, former Pierre swamp creature, and formerly many other things R. Shawn Tornow is looking to try to stage a comeback in District 14 in the house race against Taylor Rehfeldt and Tyler Tordsen.

Where’s the current State Rep Tony Kayser?  I’m guessing he’s gotten a swelled head from infected with legislatoritis, and is supposedly planning up a run against State Senator Larry Zikmund, so he can do the bidding of the election hand-counting goofballs there.

If these scary rumors come true, we’ll have to watch the movie to see if the movie monsters of Tony Kayser and Shawn Tornow can be defeated in the Republican Primary on June 2 by the heroes of our morality play, Senator Larry Zikmund, as well as Taylor & Tyler in the House.

You can donate to the Zikmund, Tordsen and Rehfeldt campaigns by clicking on the respective links.

9 thoughts on “District 14 might be like a scary movie with a rumored return of the R. Shawn Creature of the Capitol Swamp!”

  3. You should be making Dakota War College trading cards. This is hilarious!

    2. Dang! I drew and got stuck with D3 team and Manhart cards. Anyone trade for these? Pretty please with sugar on top?

  4. PP,

    I want to see more posts like this. This is pure entertainment! You gave me a great laugh!

  5. I become of resident of 14 on April 1. Looks like I’ll be getting to know my neighbors knocking on doors for Larry, Taylor & Tyler.

  6. How is Shawn a former Pierre swamp creature but you aren’t Pat?

    Last I checked he wasn’t accused of pilfering items from his office while keeping a side hustle of questionable at best ethical conflicts with his day job.

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