Someone’s turkey timer was malfunctioning, and got overcooked in time for their announcement.

I couldn’t listen, as I was recording Dakota Town Hall tonight, so I had the video on. And good gosh. Someone’s turkey timer was malfunctioning, and it looks like candidate Doeden got really overcooked, just in time for his announcement.

That sunburn might make for an uncomfortable night’s sleep. (If his announcement turnout doesn’t have him sleepless this evening.)

42 thoughts on “Someone’s turkey timer was malfunctioning, and got overcooked in time for their announcement.”

  1. Step right up. Mr. PP presents to you a real contender this election season. Gentlemen and ladies, boys and girls, others of no particular category, feast your eyes on the most magnificent specimen of humanity to ever grace the political stage: Mr. Doeden, the human traffic cone and living dumpster fire. This sunburned, over-tanned, constantly scowling monstrosity is running for office, and let me tell you, he’s got the qualifications to match his… unique appearance. With a face that looks like a poorly baked sweet potato and a temperament as sour as week-old milk, Mr. Doeden is the perfect embodiment of everything it is going to take to beat Mr. 2% Hansen and the Lemmings. This is going to be one entertaining primary season!

    1. When the exiled brain rotted lib spill overs fron the dakota septic tank, aka DFP, find another place to infect.

      1. Do you recognize the irony of complaining about high school mocking while doing it yourself? I’m all about improved decorum, but it’s tough to point fingers when you talk this way.

        1. Hey genius, I wasn’t the one who was complaining. I answered the other’s question. Reading comprehension at its finest.

                1. You’re kind of a dull knife aren’t you? Your reading comprehension level is way up there…that was sarcasm as I knew you wouldn’t catch on.

  2. Just watched his first campaign ad. It is a small group of Doedites that includes the D3 team minus Al Novstrup Sioux Falls (Endorsed Jon Hanson) D1 House minus Chris Reder (Resigned & Minnesota resident), employees of Doeden and the extreme right Brown County activists.

    His speech was very monotone without emotion or passion. A generic hard right speech with empty promises.

    As they would say in the Army during testing NO GO!

  3. Ms. Taffy will liven this crowd up, as the Anti-Lems. Ms. Taffy, vs. Ms. Lems, now there’s a ticket that will draw a mud wrestling crowd.

  4. One good thing that will come of this. Amber hulse seems to be supporting him. That should tell the rest of the sane people exactly who she is and hopefully derail her political ambitions. I’m hopeful that all his baggage will drag him and all his supporters down into depths of the trash heap where they belong.

    1. What makes you think Hulse is supporting him? Sure hope you have some receipts to back that comment up.

      1. She must have been over from the hills casually touring Aberdeen for the day and popped in when she had a free moment. That must have been it.

      2. “The bill of Doeden supporters both on Wednesday’s speaker lineup and in the crowd included a slate of GOP figures aligned with Doeden’s brand of conservatism, including Black Hills Sens. Amber Hulse John Carley….” – Joe Sneve, Dakota Scout
        Good enough for you? And why would you be surprised? She is an absolute snake.

          1. She’s a looong way from home for “other reasons”. You are either supporting him or you want him to support you. Either way it should, hopefully, spell her end.

      1. We all did. Until we met her and learned about her. Vicious ladder climber. Long history of using people and climbing over their still warm bodies to get to the next thing.

  5. Hulse shows up for the opening of an envelope. She will align with whomever will further her political standing. She is looking to hitch her wagon to whom ever will get her the LT offer.

  6. Hulse is the most disappointing thing from last session and that is saying a lot. She could have been great but chose political expediency over good governance. Any race she gets into in the future will ultimately show her true character and she will lose. Seems fitting for the Doeden campaign.

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