The board of regents put a crimp in the lifestyle of those who want to treat what ails them with pot at their meeting yesterday:
The approved policy revisions take into account an intersection between state and federal law on this topic, board officials said.
“Marijuana remains a controlled substance at the federal level, so we can’t allow it on campus due to two federal drug-free acts, which still have federal funding implications for our institutions,” Brian L. Maher, the regents’ executive director and CEO, said in a news release.
Those pesky Federal Laws and all.
Thank God! We’re saved!
Now, no college kids will smoke pot on campus.
So let it be written ..