Seriously Constitution Party. Republicans don’t ever want Lora Hubbel back.

Pat Powers

Failed Republican and Newly minted Constitution Party Gubernatorial Candidate Lora Hubbel is already bringing up the important issues in the run up to the Constitution party nomination in a week and a half.

Specifically, spreading a warning from a new age shaman healer that demons may be opening digital portals:

Lora should be comfortable and at home at as a member of the Robot Bee Lady’s Party.

Seriously, Constitution Party. Just remember that Republicans don’t want Lora Hubbel back. Ever.

34 thoughts on “Seriously Constitution Party. Republicans don’t ever want Lora Hubbel back.”

    1. Many people accuse deep-state intel of covering up stories about space aliens, but it’s actually spreading stories about them as a cover for its own secret projects. Demons may exist, but space aliens don’t, and neither demons nor space aliens are directly manipulating digital technology apart from humans.

  3. “Seriously, Constitution Party.”

    So now the premise that the GOP is part of the plan to destroy the Constitution of the US is no longer a conspiracy theory. It is a real conspiracy. Thanks for clearing that up Pat.

    2. dirty little secret: everyone uses that little bit of the constitution they like and they disregard the rest of it.

    3. Steve are you joining the Constitutional Party? They are growing and you would be a great candidate!

    1. No, they’ve always been a separate party. Like the Green party or Democrats.

      From Wikipedia:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Party_(United_States)

      The party was founded as the “U.S. Taxpayers’ Party” by Howard Phillips in 1991.[19] Phillips was also the party’s candidate in the 1992, 1996 and 2000 presidential elections. The party’s name was changed to the Constitution Party in 1999; however, some state affiliate parties are known under different names. The party absorbed the American Independent Party, which was founded for George Wallace’s 1968 presidential campaign.

      And they still need to keep Lora. Republicans don’t want her back. Ever.

        1. I’m not sure it matters. It’s not like she stands a snowball’s chance in hades of breaking 20%

      1. Looks like being a republican is a career ender. The constitution party would sure welcome him.

        1. lol the comedy of contrarianism. being a republican is far from a career-ender in actuality.

    3. I hope not…he would become laughing stock and he is to good of a man for that.

      1. Why? Lora is a tempermengal pistachio. She’s a nut of the saltiest variety.

        She knocks Republicans when it suits her, she joins us when it could benefit her, and she’s a loser.

        Governing is an adult matter and that child just doesn’t qualify.

  7. This gubernatorial run is brought to you by Reynold’s Wrap, the aluminum of choice of America’s top tin hat wearers.

  8. Predicting Sibson: “DWC predictably attacking real conservatives who just want to stop demons from entering our world through linux and nintendo switch.”

    1. Anonymous chickens attacking conservatives because they can’t handle the truth, and afraid of letting others know who they are.

      1. Is “Demons are using technology to create digital portals” the “truth,” Steve? Or are we JUST ASKING QUESTIONS so we don’t seem as insane?

          1. So what “truth” am I attacking here? Because one of your conservative stalwarts seems to be acting like a loon.

            1. I did not say you were attacking truth. I said you were anonymously attacking conservatives.

  9. you are what you eat, you are what you wear, you are what you share on facebook so be careful out there. or don’t.

  10. Genius synapse of personal composition “enquirer” and we should add “smoke” or “toke” to the list.

    1. i wasn’t trying to rhyme and was horrified by how the phrase sounded after i posted it.

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