From the Argus:
Police have identified the man who ran into a burning house — defying repeated orders from authorities — in order to save not one, but two cans of Bud Ice Premium.
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He left, Clemens said, but then returned, this time ignoring the orders of the fire captain until he emerged with two cans of Bud Ice Premium.
Well, the can did say premium.
Priorities. What about a premium pilsner like Milwaukee’s Best?
Hamms – now there’s a beer to run into a fire for
The type of people that drink Hamms would stay in the house to drink them.