Should it instead be called Toby Doeden’s Sanctimonious Christmas? Or how about Toby Doeden’s Fanatically Judgmental Christmas? Because I just caught a video on facebook for what they claim to be “Toby Doeden’s Rockin Western Christmas,” as they feature the people whom he considers his special guests.
Seriously, you have to watch this. Because it has all the makings of being the opposite of ..’rockin.’
If you blink, you’ll miss it, but it rolls through three special guests; Phil Jensen, California Carley, and Taffy Howard. Yes. Those three.
Phil Jensen needs little introduction, but in case you forgot..
Because, after dodging the draft, and asking that some doctors are able to be legally killed, Phil wants you to vote for Toby Doeden for Governor.
Once Phil has made an oath for Toby, you know he’ll keep it, since he’s also been a member of the far-right Oath Keeper Militia.
We also have John “California” Carley, who thinks we need the 10 commandments posted and taught in welding class, and to keep allowing 16 year old girls to marry 45 year old men, who will be helping Toby ‘rock’ in a western manner. Except in this California import’s experience, the west is not western South Dakota, but the west coast.
And god forbid we forget Taffy Howard‘s version of ‘rockin’ the night away. Which might be in reference to her thoughts about librarians at the end of a rope, as she called for violence against them when checking out books:
If somebody had knowingly given that to my children when they were little, I’d want them strung up from the nearest tree.
Can’t say I would use rockin as a descriptor for this party. Not at all.
When those who are insaner that most, or insaner than almost everyone, align with one fellow like Mr. Doeden, you know that Mr. Doeden is among the insanest of them all (Mr. Howie.) Mr. Doeden is a complete dead end, so you also know those three are grasping at:
Ms. Taffy: Lt. Governor
Mr. California Carley: head of the DOGE subdivision of the budget department
Mr. Jensen: Tribal Relations? Social Services? No, probably Tourism.
Mixed Nuts roasting over a Dumpstire Fire
Chemtrail residue nipping at your nose
Librarians are standing in a line of fire
And Ivermectin stains upon your clothes
you win the internet
I laughed so hard trying to sing those lyrics I had asthma and had to stop
At some point, does Toby look around and wonder if these are really the people he wants to hang out with?
Tomorrow night! But where?
Some of us need to arrange drivers and such.
what fun, get drunk and listen to Phil Jensen
what fun, get drunk and listen to Phil Jensen
Isn’t Philly’s wife on the SDGOP board or whatever?