Did God tell Garcia this personally? Because I’m not seeing a God scorecard anywhere.

No wonder kooky State Rep. Josephine Garcia wouldn’t sit where she was assigned in House Education Committee.

She’s doesn’t worry about being elected by voters. Because as she declares on facebook, she’s endorsed by God.

Does God get on the phone to talk to her often?

Is she imagining he got her on the horn and said “hey, you goofball, I’m endorsing you because I need to punish District 5, I’m all out of locusts, and I only reserved the first born thing for the Egyptians.”

If God called her, and she pulled an endorsement, she needs to provide a recording. Because I’m a bit of a skeptic, and am going to say that this claim might indicate she needs to speak with someone about the assumptions about her “God conversations.”

**UPDATE**

Garcia changed her facebook image.

… I’m guessing God withdrew his endorsement, as blasphemous as it was.

24 thoughts on “Did God tell Garcia this personally? Because I’m not seeing a God scorecard anywhere.”

  1. Ok! This is a new low for Christian Nationalists. Did she have indigestion too interpreting it as a divine message from God like who was voted the most unliked human in Aberdeen that is running for governor?

    These nutjobs are solidifying South Dakota as a Christian version of Iran. They are attempting to do the same to our nation.

    Another Handmaiden from Hell and Defender of the Dark Ages where cruelty is their currency.

  2. I’ve never seen such egregious spiritual opportunism. 1 Timothy 6:5 says that we should turn away from people using religion to advance themselves. I have no problem turning away from Representative Garcia.

    1. Absolutely correct. I mean after all, the national leader of the Republican party would NEVER do such blasphemous acts such as portraying himself to be Jesus or the Pope, or selling Bibles named after himself for $59.99 to $99.99.

      I wonder where Josephine got her wacko ideas??

      1. The only time I heard Trump talk about religion he referred to the Eucharistic element as “my little cracker.”
        He didn’t even call it the bread, much less the body.
        He called it a “cracker.”
        If he ever portrayed himself as Jesus, he must have been doing it privately, inside your head.

          1. If somebody calls the Eucharistic element a “cracker” instead of the bread, body, or host, he hasn’t been spending much time in any church.
            He certainly isn’t emulating Jesus.
            The fact that this needs to be explained to you means you don’t go to church either.

  3. I know a lot of people read SDWC, but how do we get this insane message out to the masses of D5? Even Garcia Groupies have to realize she’s demented after reading this.

    1. These insane groupies are on board with Neal Tapio as well.

      How could anyone in their right mind say something like this. The echo chamber she resides in just gave her bad advice.

      District 5, if you elect these two crazy cretins, you just as well secede from the State of South Dakota. You will be the largest embarrassment ever.

    2. Maybe I’ll send this image to the SD Board of Nursing as a follow-up to my original complaint……

      You know, we do have regulatory agencies to deal with practitioners like this.

  4. Just waiting for Sue “Pearl-Clutching” Peterson to take offense that someone is criticizing one of her Handmaidens.

  5. She should come down the escalator at the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center in Rapid City dressed as The Blesed Virgin Mary and she could
    meet Jesus Trump at the bottom.
    Holy Cow…

    1. That would just be two doctors meeting like at the hospital, this is fake news, you are fake news, quiet piggy!

  6. Not sure who is leading in the race to be the Dingbat of the Dakotas: Garcia, Jorday, Bialata, Ismay, JFM, or Carley.

    Others may enter the race as time goes on.

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